Every time you zip up your pants, you are this close to getting your pubes caught in there, unless you don't have any.
The unJukebox
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Courting disaster daily
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Posts: 34 (05/13/08 2:08 PM) His own private ecosystem
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"What went wrong was everything."
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Posts: 1 (05/13/08 2:25 PM) Is it 4:20 yet?
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Ever caught your penis in the zipper? It happened to me once - that scene in Something About Mary made me cry. Sometimes it pays to not be in a hurry. Thank you, schatt, for the opportunity to use the word penis in my first post here. |
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Posts: 36 (05/13/08 2:27 PM) His own private ecosystem
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penis penis penis penis!!!!
"What went wrong was everything."
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Posts: 40 (05/13/08 2:28 PM) Honking One
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This is exactly why I wear a merkin.
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Posts: 171 (05/13/08 2:39 PM)
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FRANKS AND BEANS!
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Posts: 75 (05/14/08 6:12 PM) |
Zippers -pffft. Its even worse when you accidently step on it.
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Posts: 12 (05/14/08 6:13 PM) Dance with the devil
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Tell me about it. My golf shoes are killer.
"Those who do not have the intelligence, should not set the standards for those who do."
William F. Buckley
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Posts: 46 (05/15/08 4:20 PM) His own private ecosystem
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next time dont let it rot off OMGFGZZ PWNAGE
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Posts: 14 (05/15/08 7:00 PM)
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LOL @ IDP !!
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Posts: 74 (05/15/08 8:03 PM) douchekebob |
IDP is a little person?
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Posts: 23 (05/15/08 8:12 PM) demerits: 99999999999998
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HarrDean wrote: So much for "Footjoy".
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Posts: 17 (05/15/08 9:20 PM) Dance with the devil
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Sure as hell ain't "dickjoy"
"Those who do not have the intelligence, should not set the standards for those who do."
William F. Buckley
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Posts: 17 (05/15/08 11:31 PM)
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well if you can step on it, either you are long, or a dwarf
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