"Why do I always get slapped?!"
rumor has it you like it in certain places
rumor has it you like it in certain places
The unJukebox
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Subversive
Posts: 11 (05/12/08 7:00 PM) |
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 incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 162 (05/12/08 7:02 PM)
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HEY!
Besides, that's a smack, not a slap. |
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 6 (05/12/08 8:24 PM) All noeing knowing
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I've been bitten by a tse-tse fly, dammit!
That's the fifth time this month! 
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 167 (05/13/08 1:39 AM)
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Are you waiting for someone to say they were TC flies?
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brokemom |
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Nose Tweaker
Posts: 10 (05/13/08 7:44 AM) |
Omni needs a straight man.
But I am getting the hell outta this thread, too many sickos. |
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Karolinn |
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Subversive
Posts: 18 (05/13/08 7:58 AM)
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I can breathe today. What a wonderful feeling. I think Sunday and Monday were the worst of it.
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MsCatwoman |
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Posts: 3 (05/13/08 8:13 AM)
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I fell off my black "fuck me" pumps, people, and skinned my creaky, fat knees. It required a trip to the ER, natch, but everything's fine now.
Well, except for the heart problem.
Wait, I think I just had a mild heart/lung attack. Or something. |
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Karolinn |
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Subversive
Posts: 19 (05/13/08 8:43 AM)
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Oh crap Ms Cat, no stitches I hope.
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 169 (05/13/08 12:02 PM)
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Only in her side.
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verminous countenance |
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Posts: 39 (05/13/08 3:26 PM)
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I'm home sick today, combination of a sinus headache and the green apple two-step. Just too much misery to take to work at once.
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lordoftheprance |
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Subversive
Posts: 54 (05/13/08 3:29 PM) ergodic theory |
I have lesions inside my nostrils thanks to the dry weather and constantly blowing my nose. And they won't go away until I go somewhere with humidity.
No, humidifiers don't help. But slathering lotion inside my nose does. Until I blow it.
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verminous countenance |
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Posts: 42 (05/13/08 3:40 PM)
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Move to charleston, all the humidity you can stand, and then some!
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lordoftheprance |
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Subversive
Posts: 60 (05/13/08 3:45 PM) ergodic theory |
I'm hoping to give my nose relief, not have to swim to work.
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 178 (05/13/08 4:01 PM)
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But slathering lotion inside my nose does. Until I blow it.Your nose could be a lethal weapon if you sneeze. |
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schattupon |
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Posts: 40 (05/13/08 4:04 PM) His own private ecosystem
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This happened to me today.
"What went wrong was everything."
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jane1958 |
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Subversive
Posts: 19 (05/15/08 11:35 PM)
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But is Dan still alive ?
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 221 (05/16/08 7:13 PM)
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Dan who?
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jane1958 |
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Subversive
Posts: 23 (05/16/08 10:05 PM)
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you know one of them dan nicks that posts here
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lordoftheprance |
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Subversive
Posts: 108 (05/20/08 3:54 PM) ergodic theory |
Which one of you assnozzles gave it to me again? Seriously, couldn't even wait a month could you?
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 242 (05/20/08 4:34 PM)
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Don't look at me. I still don't have a voice.
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incrediblegobstopper |
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Posts: 243 (05/20/08 4:35 PM)
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Wait. Um. Nevermind. Perfectly healthy. Wasn't me.
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