1. Were they playing a spirited game of "Got Your Nose!" before his disappearance?

2. Is he sure he's not hugging the chimpanzee at the moment?

3. I'm guessing they don't have sex in the missionary position too often(?)

4. How did he become a saint?

5. Is he the patron saint of missing noses?

6. Did she marry him for his good looks?

7. What happens if he sneezes?

Moe DID take his nose!!

Man Mauled By Chimps Prepares For More Surgery

Chimps Attack Man At Animal Sanctuary

POSTED: 12:58 pm PDT August 16, 2005

St. James Davis (pictured before attack, left), who was visiting Moe -- a chimp who used to live with Davis and his wife -- at Animal Haven Ranch when two other chimps attacked, returned home Tuesday afternoon.

Davis, 62, underwent a series of surgeries since the attack. In June, doctors took him out of an induced coma and removed his breathing tube to speed his recovery.

"He's come a long way in what I consider to be a very short time," wife LaDonna Davis said Tuesday. "In reality, when this first happened, I thought this would take a lot longer than six months. He has a long way to go."

Actually, he was over the threshold of dying. Doctors told me to make final arrangements."

While Davis was celebrating Moe's 39th birthday with his wife at Animal Haven Ranch, two other male chimps escaped their cages.

They chewed off most of his face, tore off his foot and attacked his limbs and genitals.

LaDonna Davis, 64, also was attacked, but her injuries were not as severe. She visited Loma Linda Medical Center every day.LaDonna Davis said the bacteria had entered St. James Davis' blood supply. She said he had difficulty getting air to his lungs for more than one week.

The first surgery, which included three teams of three doctors, took about 12 hours, LaDonna Davis said. Davis said her husband will undergo two surgeries next week.

"I would like to thank Loma Linda Hospital, their staff and everyone involved with the care for giving St. James back to me," she said in a statement. "We have been through a lot together, and this hospital has met the challenge to make him the best that he can be. I know there will be a need for future surgeries to give my husband the best quality of life that he can be given.

"We are not finished with our life together, and our affection for each other."

LaDonna Davis said her husband was not sure what happened when he regained consciousness.

"He thought he was in a bombing in San Diego," she said. "He didn't have any short-term memory. It took a while for him to finally catch on to certain aspects."

The two chimps, which each weighed more than 130 pounds, were immediately shot and killed.

Moe was not involved in the attack. The adult male, who weighs nearly 170 pounds, was taken from the Davis' home in 1999 after maiming a police officer and biting off part of another woman's finger."

He still loves Moe," said Gloria Allred, the family's attorney. "

Moe, of course, was innocent in all this and had nothing to do with it. We're really happy that St. James is home."

Could someone please give me a different topic to OCD on? Thanks!

(Davis "lost his nose, an eye, most of his fingers, both testicles and much of the flesh from his buttocks and face and left foot." His wife just lost a thumb in the attack.)

Aw crap. Part of the news conference is shown on this page.

He's even funnier from the front

Moe has his own lawyer.

Gloria Allred has represented him in the past after he bit a woman's finger off in 1999.