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Posts: 5021 (05/22/09 4:02 PM) Right Tart
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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
Laughing my ass off over most of these. (972): so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards. |
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Posts: 5022 (05/22/09 4:21 PM) Right Tart
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(415): just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
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Posts: 5023 (05/22/09 4:23 PM) Right Tart
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(832): super hot butfun
(832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make. |
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Posts: 5024 (05/22/09 4:24 PM) Right Tart
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(205): it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She was obviously with a Todd. |
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Posts: 5025 (05/22/09 4:31 PM) Right Tart
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(419): Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences
lol.
(708): We need to hang out more often |
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Posts: 5026 (05/22/09 4:34 PM) Right Tart
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(954): Your an asshole
(1-954): Actually, it's "you're an asshole" (954): My point exactly |
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Posts: 5027 (05/22/09 4:36 PM) Right Tart
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913): Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
(1-913): You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you. |
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Posts: 5028 (05/22/09 4:40 PM) Right Tart
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(406): my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
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Posts: 5029 (05/22/09 5:00 PM) Right Tart
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(843): Nice meating you last night
(843): Not a typo |
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Posts: 5030 (05/22/09 5:23 PM) Right Tart
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(302): I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
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Posts: 5031 (05/22/09 5:40 PM) Right Tart
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(857): my soul wont recognize me after tonight
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Posts: 5032 (05/22/09 5:45 PM) Right Tart
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I'm loving this site WAY too much!
(402): I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card. |
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Posts: 5033 (05/22/09 5:54 PM) Right Tart
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(864): and the officer said have you been drinking
(864): and i said NOO SIR. (864): and he said, I am a woman. |
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Posts: 837 (05/22/09 7:24 PM) Cavorts with weirdos. |
Where and how do they get these texts?
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Posts: 5034 (05/24/09 2:22 PM) Right Tart
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People submit them.
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Posts: 838 (05/24/09 6:47 PM) Cavorts with weirdos. |
Oh good! I was having a big brother panic! heh |
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Subversive
Posts: 17 (05/26/09 1:05 PM) |
LOL those are awesome!
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Posts: 5038 (05/26/09 1:42 PM) Right Tart
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(734): i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face
stripped down to the muscle.
(1-734): what was she crying about? (734): i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job. |
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Posts: 5039 (05/26/09 2:12 PM) Right Tart
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(214): Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
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Posts: 5042 (05/26/09 3:11 PM) Right Tart
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(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
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Posts: 5102 (06/09/09 4:53 PM) Right Tart
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(540): she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
(803): youve hit the jackpot |
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